EZ Cracker

Is there a special class in acting school for people that act like incompetent 2-year-olds in the beginning of infomercials?

As for the product... I am kind of torn because I want the free Bacon Wave!

Ranking Toronto's Gourmet Burger Joints

To find the ultimate patty, I ordered a plain burger – toppings like truffle paste can be so distracting – at six of the latest gourmet burger bars. Half the kitchens broke the city's safety rules and offered to cook ground meat medium-rare, which doesn't kill E. coli. Onion rings were the side dish of choice.

The brand new Oh Boy Burger Market at 571 Queen St. W. served the winning burger and rings.

Full List [Here]

I've been to Craft, Gourmet, and W Burger Bar... and yeah, Gourmet and W are not good at all for their price. Guess I'm going to have to give Oh Boy Burger Market a try.

Steering Wheel Desk

Introducing the AutoExec WM-01 Wheelmate Steering Wheel Desk Tray - Gray - , featured in our Other Vehicle Parts department. This product generally ships within 2 business day(s) from Pinellas Park, Florida, and weighs 2 pound(s). Attaches to your steering wheel for easy access to a writing and drink storage surface. The Go Office Wheel Mate Steering Wheel Desk is flat for writing and perfect for lunch or a snack.... [Link]

Be sure to check out the customer images and comments on the Amazon Page.

"This has been a total lifesaver. It allows me to prop my sheet music against the wheel, allowing me to play the guitar with both hands while driving."

Via [ShinyShiny]

Cats for Gold

Any chance there will be 'gold for cats' eventually?

Emperor 1510

It's called the Emperor 1510.

So far, there's only one in the world.

But the Canadian-made machine (from Quebec-based Novel Quest; novelquest.com), arrived at the Star recently for an hour or so to permit us a brief immersion in what is billed as its "redonkulous gaming experience."

As much as we detest such egregious grammatical offences, there may, in this rare case, be justification for the otherwise indefensible use of the invented adjective.

The machine is noble.

An "electric actuator" tilts the chair forward and backward. There's an adjustable keyboard shelf, USB inputs, adjustable arm rests, a webcam, BOSE multimedia speakers stationed by each ear, three 19-inch widescreen LCD monitors broadcasting in high-definition (1080p) clarity and LED lighting. [Continue]

I want three.

Worst.Movie.Ever.

Paranormal Activity is basically a 30 second youtube video with 85 1/2 minutes of nothing attached in front of it. When they make a porn ripoff of this movie, it will have better plot and acting.

A warning to all my friends... if you tell me that the movie was good, I will punch you in the face. Seriously, I will end you.

Party for the Po’ Boy

THIS month, New Orleans is having a party for the po’ boy.

At the New Orleans Po-Boy Preservation Festival on Nov. 22, as brass bands play and celebrators hoist drinks, serious-minded panelists will tell tales of long-lost po’ boy shops. They will speak of the import of this city’s signature sandwich, piled with roast beef and gravy or corn-flour-breaded and fried shrimp, slathered with mayonnaise, paved with sliced pickles and sliced tomatoes, strewn with shredded lettuce, wrapped in butcher paper. [Continue]

It's frustrating that I have yet to find a place that serves a po'boys in Toronto!