Monday, April 14, 2014

A-Z of Dance

I thought "J" should have been jazz hands.

Via [Kottke.org]

KFC Chicken Corsage

Looking for a corsage that will make your date’s eyes light up and her mouth water?

This KFC drumstick corsage is the Secret Recipe to making sure this year’s dance will be one you both remember.

Don’t delay. Order today! Only a limited edition of 100 chicken corsages are available.

Just like the last piece of chicken in the bucket, when they’re gone, they’re gone.

NOTE: Chicken not included (duh.). Each corsage kit includes a $5 KFC gift check, so you can customize your corsage with Original Recipe, Extra Crispy or Kentucky Grilled Chicken. Whichever best matches her dress. Local corsages will have fresh baby's breath and out-of-town corsages will have silk baby's breath.
Yup, this is real.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

FED UP - Official Trailer

Yup... Sugar and corn syrup everywhere.

How To Make A Perfect Cheeseburger

NSFW language:
Toronto's Parts and Labour owner and burger champion Matty Matheson has had a burger or two in his day, so we put our trust in him to teach us how to make a proper one. Here Matty breaks down the science and technique of burger making, and shows us what separates the real deals from the fakes out there.
I've done burgers on the skillet before but not the part with the steaming... Going to try that next time.

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Cheap Wine Reviewed By An Irish Brewmaster

Damn it... no Boone's Farm Blue Hawaiian at the LCBO. Not sure if I can even use the "wine" tag for this post.